still life
Punbrella
Don’t ask for whom the vasectomy tolls,
it’s nut for thee.
Sometimes it’s acumen, sometimes it’s agoin’.
A bird that’s flown 3,000 miles
is probably tired and feathered.
Bill Cosby, Harvey Winestein, and Donald Trump
walked into a bar,
and all the females fled.
They always talk about miscommunication,
but what about Mister Communication?
You know what turns ghosts on? – Booobies.
Back when I was with the Glow Glow Girls,
we opened for Bling Crosby.
If a chair’s in the sun, is it Sunny & Chair?
Curses: politics, lawsuits and lies,
no excuses, just current cuses.
You need two normals to have a paranormal.
There’s a new product called Instant Water,
you just add water.
I don’t understand wristwatches…
what’s so interesting about wrists?
why would anyone want to watch them?
Where do snores come from?
Snoreway.
I don’t like holloween, I prefer solid weens.
Things go in cycles –
motorcycles, bicycles, tricycles, unicycles.
There’s mayonnaise, and there’s maynotonnaise.
– Smith, 12.9.2017
shape shifter