happy daze aren’t here again – foto by Smith
More harvested headline weird schemes and nightmare dreams taken from inside this old cold gold mine of freedom mime called The Democracy of American Capitalism and Its Related Moral and Ethical Precepts in Action During Its Time of Decline.
May next year suck less than this year, as this year sucked slightly less than last year since we got the war criminal mass-murdering Cheney Bush Beast out of their illegal occupation of the White House.
So many bogus stories, so little time
Cop Pulls Gun On Snowball Fight
Santa packs heat, robs Nashville bank at gunpoint
Man Strolls Into Diner With Knife Stabbed In His Chest, Orders Coffee, Complains About Weather
New Mexico Woman Constantly Aroused After Car Accident
Why Men Fake Orgasms
Woman’s Eyes Glued Shut After Eyelash Tinting Mishap
Controversial Billboard Of Joseph And Mary In Bed: God ‘A Hard Act To Follow’
Why Aren’t There Sleazy Sex Scandals Involving Powerful Women?
10 Ways to Screw Over the Corporate Jackals Who’ve Been Screwing You
Detroit’s Unemployment Rate Is Nearly 50 PERCENT
The Human Grease Murders
Israel Admits Harvesting Palestinian Organs
Pakistani Court Orders 2 Men’s Noses, Ears Cut Off
Iran Police Gun Down Protesters, Protesters Fight Back
Paramedics Ignore Dying Pregnant Woman While On Coffee Break
Glenn Beck Named ‘Misinformer Of The Year’
Glenn Beck ‘Raised The Stupid Bar’ To ‘Nearly Inapproachable’
Sarah Palin: I’m Not the Biggest Liar Of The Year
Pregnancy Banned By Iraq Army General: Pregnant Soldiers Could Face Court-Martial
Con Man Convinced Bush Administration He Could Predict Terror Attack
Jesus Hated War — Why Do Christians Love It So Much?
Marijuana Laws Behind 12% Of All City Arrests
Grandmother Accidentally Feeds 3-Year-Old Grandson Pot Cookie
Kids’ Top Searches In 2009: Porn, Sex Top The List
Texting Drivers Six Times More Likely To Crash:
Mom Calls 911 Over Son’s Video Game Obsession
Author Calling FBI About Negative Amazon Reviewers?
Video Gamer Uses Xbox To Lure Underage Teen Into Sex
New Home For Dogs Who ATE Their Owner
China’s Last Wild Indochinese Tiger Is Killed And Eaten By A Villager
IS THAT A LIZARD IN YOUR POCKET: Smuggler Busted With 15 Reptiles On His Body
Pig’s Farts Start Huge Gas Leak Scare
Man Sought By Police For Sniffing Butts In Supermarket
Well, That Sure Sucked: Good Riddance to the Devil’s Decade
“The end of democracy and the defeat of the American Revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporations.” — Thomas Jefferson
redline warning – foto by Smith