 dark forces – foto by smith I’m looking at a list of the products recalled due to the peanut salmonella outbreak, and under candies I see such products as Bear Poop, Bear Scat, Cow Patties, Cow Pies, Buffalo Chips, Deer Droppings, Moose Droppings, Osprey Poop, Prairie Dog Pebbles, and my favorite Chicken Coop Poop. That’s some weird shit ass candy names. Reminds me of a grade school joke from the 1950s. Kid takes some dog poo and rolls it into a pill and gives it to his best friend saying eat this, it’s a smart pill. Kid eats it and says ewwww, this tastes like shit. See, the first kid replies, you’re getting smarter already.  the candy man – foto by smith |
what the… you’ve been dunderstruck by the overlords of myspace? “bloody hell!” (as they say in the South). I really wanted to know what you thought of a “Katman doo-doo” bar, with the ‘dark forces’ image on the wrapper. Guess I’ll be looking for you here, hence. ^..^